Christian One Liners

> Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> The good Lord didn't create any thing without purpose, but mosquitoes come close. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> People are funny; they want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and back of the church. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you? > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> Some minds are like concrete - thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from? > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> Don't put a question mark where God put a period. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> Forbidden fruits create many jams. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> God grades on the cross, not the curve. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!' > *+*+*+* +*+*+*+*+*+*

> God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> He who angers you, controls you! > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats! > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty! > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

> The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you. > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*