Hilarious Answers for those Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

NUMBER 5:They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

NUMBER 4:'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.

NUMBER 3:'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!

NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close? .
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And the Number one is::::

Number 1:And MY all time Favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) '... in Jesus' name, Amen